tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23758916962339790492011-11-27T15:23:24.643-08:00todos los chistes feministas estan aquíegrc25noreply@blogger.comBlogger541100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-26477859265353209792011-10-13T09:05:00.000-07:002011-10-13T09:06:05.868-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YsbCzHzXw3U/TpcMEwwJzJI/AAAAAAAAOg0/n3ZBh8BWGAU/s1600/historiasexualdelhombre.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YsbCzHzXw3U/TpcMEwwJzJI/AAAAAAAAOg0/n3ZBh8BWGAU/s640/historiasexualdelhombre.jpg" width="496" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2647785926535320979?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-28370181857196308662009-05-05T19:53:00.000-07:002009-05-05T19:56:56.311-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SgD77T9A4TI/AAAAAAAAAv0/-K7Szn1xETg/s1600-h/chistes-feministas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 339px; height: 355px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SgD77T9A4TI/AAAAAAAAAv0/-K7Szn1xETg/s400/chistes-feministas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332538955193704754" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SgD8Zpz7WgI/AAAAAAAAAv8/idFoO4FPdsk/s1600-h/humorDios.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 241px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SgD8Zpz7WgI/AAAAAAAAAv8/idFoO4FPdsk/s400/humorDios.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5332539476457249282" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2837018185719630866?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-65812997644818061842008-12-09T22:31:00.000-08:002009-04-30T22:50:14.313-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SfqNgo2-wtI/AAAAAAAAAqI/toTIdXraBNA/s1600-h/mujer-chiste.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 176px; height: 132px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SfqNgo2-wtI/AAAAAAAAAqI/toTIdXraBNA/s400/mujer-chiste.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330728700809757394" border="0" /></a><br />¿Por qué se dice que el perro es el mejor amigo del hombre?<br />Porque entre animales se entienden.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SUAG0Uvf6cI/AAAAAAAAAME/VHTHvcYy2JA/s1600-h/Hombres3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SUAG0Uvf6cI/AAAAAAAAAME/VHTHvcYy2JA/s320/Hombres3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278226259269118402" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-6581299764481806184?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-4676949859529398912008-12-09T22:30:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:33:03.864-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Los hombres son como los autos, si no los manejas no llegan a ninguna parte.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s5N9ADlRUoY/TpcEpwvhn9I/AAAAAAAAOgE/rjjHdQLQKQM/s1600/images+%25286%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s5N9ADlRUoY/TpcEpwvhn9I/AAAAAAAAOgE/rjjHdQLQKQM/s200/images+%25286%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-467694985952939891?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-34147720174438675742008-12-09T22:28:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:46:22.534-07:00<span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> Sale una neurona a pasear por el cerebro de un hombre y se encuentra a otra neurona solitaria.&nbsp;</span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Y le dice, pero que haces aquí??</span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16px;">Vente abajo que estamos todas allí.</span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br /></span></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HLQrFZVYVdc/TpcFYKv-9HI/AAAAAAAAOgM/ED0agfSUNog/s1600/images+%25287%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="185" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HLQrFZVYVdc/TpcFYKv-9HI/AAAAAAAAOgM/ED0agfSUNog/s200/images+%25287%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3414772017443867574?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-70163334327926457712008-12-09T22:25:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:38:59.089-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q0eZK_BIZxk/TpcF8gIolSI/AAAAAAAAOgc/YZOXRC1cEic/s1600/images+%25281%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q0eZK_BIZxk/TpcF8gIolSI/AAAAAAAAOgc/YZOXRC1cEic/s1600/images+%25281%2529.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: black;"> ¿En que se parece un hombre a un arbol de navidad?</span><br /><span style="color: black;">En que las bolas las tiene de adorno.</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: black;"><br /></span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana;"><span style="color: black;"><br /></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-7016333432792645771?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-42716077398234640202008-12-09T22:23:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:44:02.947-07:00<span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> ¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los canguros?<br />En que son las rata más grande del mundo.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br /></span></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-urCnTqCHHj4/TpcHOu62URI/AAAAAAAAOgk/4FN5rdQJJZM/s1600/rata_firmin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-urCnTqCHHj4/TpcHOu62URI/AAAAAAAAOgk/4FN5rdQJJZM/s200/rata_firmin.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-4271607739823464020?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-25898433762933573502008-12-09T22:21:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:45:11.541-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Qué le dice un hombre a otro hombre?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nada, porque los animales no hablan.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5EAgTEnlWMk/TpcHgBM3ogI/AAAAAAAAOgs/Qk3ueeWhjQw/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5EAgTEnlWMk/TpcHgBM3ogI/AAAAAAAAOgs/Qk3ueeWhjQw/s200/images.jpg" width="152" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2589843376293357350?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-91595157502571665312008-12-09T22:11:00.001-08:002011-10-13T10:11:18.181-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Los hombres inteligentes son como los ovnis.&nbsp;</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Todos escuchan sobre ellos, pero nadie los ve.</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gWg_oVbs-ls/Tpcbpkul6MI/AAAAAAAAOh0/JNVj0azsH4g/s1600/images+%252813%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gWg_oVbs-ls/Tpcbpkul6MI/AAAAAAAAOh0/JNVj0azsH4g/s1600/images+%252813%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-9159515750257166531?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-5491342429607406742008-12-09T22:07:00.000-08:002011-10-13T09:33:44.211-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Por qué los hombres nunca se ahogan?<br /><br />Porque la mierda siempre flota.</span><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ef7oHwUxifY/TpcSuQk6WGI/AAAAAAAAOhU/jiI_tJxZ_FY/s1600/images+%252810%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ef7oHwUxifY/TpcSuQk6WGI/AAAAAAAAOhU/jiI_tJxZ_FY/s200/images+%252810%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-549134242960740674?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-12715761665328868322008-12-09T22:05:00.001-08:002008-12-09T22:05:52.386-08:00¿Por qué hay más mujeres que hombres en el mundo?<br />Porque la "Madre naturaleza" es sabia.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1271576166532886832?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-41316025080552819082008-12-09T22:03:00.001-08:002011-10-13T09:20:14.538-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿En que se parece un hombre a un cajero automático?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">En que si no da plata, ¡No sirve!</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8E1N91zxS9c/TpcPppwvMII/AAAAAAAAOhE/wQBeux5ss6c/s1600/images+%25288%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="149" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8E1N91zxS9c/TpcPppwvMII/AAAAAAAAOhE/wQBeux5ss6c/s200/images+%25288%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-4131602508055281908?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-2893069188220175422008-12-09T22:00:00.000-08:002008-12-09T22:01:03.903-08:00¿Por qué la inteligencia de un hombre no se puede pagar con dinero?<br />Porque no existe una moneda tan pequeña.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-289306918822017542?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-1856942401176540822008-12-09T21:59:00.000-08:002008-12-10T10:31:21.847-08:00¿Por qué Dios hizo primero al hombre y después a la mujer?<br />Porque echando a perder se aprende.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SUAKsTH4nWI/AAAAAAAAAMU/lkMNOnVLI8w/s1600-h/vidasexual.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 381px; height: 542px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d6db8Dtzo7E/SUAKsTH4nWI/AAAAAAAAAMU/lkMNOnVLI8w/s400/vidasexual.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278230519442087266" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-185694240117654082?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-52081502748687519032008-12-09T21:58:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:26:33.634-07:00¿Qué es lo que hace que todos los hombres sean hermosos?<br />La oscuridad.<br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QkJ1Jy0mVwo/TpcDHvbFBGI/AAAAAAAAOf0/NV_LmEFkPWk/s1600/images+%25283%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QkJ1Jy0mVwo/TpcDHvbFBGI/AAAAAAAAOf0/NV_LmEFkPWk/s1600/images+%25283%2529.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-5208150274868751903?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-12458953244567928422008-12-09T21:57:00.000-08:002008-12-09T22:10:12.316-08:00¿Por qué los hombres se hacen análisis de heces fecales?<br />Para saber la clase de mierda que son.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1245895324456792842?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-84067533750791291082008-12-09T21:56:00.002-08:002008-12-09T21:57:16.174-08:00¿En qué se parecen los hombres a la gasolina?<br />De los pies hasta la cintura, SUPER.<br />De cintura hasta el cuello, NORMAL.<br />Y del cuello hasta la cabeza, SIN PLOMO.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8406753375079129108?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-77658140714445620742008-12-09T21:54:00.000-08:002011-10-13T09:39:28.349-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cuando los hombres cagan piensan y cuando piensan la cagan.</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Uc_ZsWGsqUM/TpcUAksK--I/AAAAAAAAOhk/uuMZjKQ5ZYg/s1600/images+%252811%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Uc_ZsWGsqUM/TpcUAksK--I/AAAAAAAAOhk/uuMZjKQ5ZYg/s1600/images+%252811%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-7765814071444562074?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-34777219303637984072008-12-09T21:53:00.000-08:002011-10-13T09:29:48.808-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Va una mujer, un hombre inteligente y Papá Noel en un trineo y chocan contra un árbol, ¿Quién se muere?<br /><br />La mujer, porque ni el hombre inteligente ni Papá Noel existen.</span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m3K9Hzs3TP4/TpcRub_GXjI/AAAAAAAAOhM/R7Fiszr4ye4/s1600/images+%25289%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="157" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m3K9Hzs3TP4/TpcRub_GXjI/AAAAAAAAOhM/R7Fiszr4ye4/s200/images+%25289%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3477721930363798407?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-17909426642020179032008-12-09T21:51:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:24:33.258-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1 escena: Un hombre limpiando<br />2 escena: Un hombre planchando<br />3 escena: Un hombre ordenando<br />¿Cómo se llama la película?<br />Misión imposible</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5yX4gYIowdA/TpcClx8cfiI/AAAAAAAAOfs/MJP2yzRn3ig/s1600/images+%25282%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5yX4gYIowdA/TpcClx8cfiI/AAAAAAAAOfs/MJP2yzRn3ig/s1600/images+%25282%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1790942664202017903?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-19373741220696595132008-12-09T21:50:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:51:28.577-08:00¿Por qué los hombres se enojan cuando cuentas un chiste feminista?<br />¡Porque la verdad duele!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1937374122069659513?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-17399161240645850652008-12-09T21:47:00.002-08:002011-10-13T10:08:45.209-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Por qué los hombres chiflan mejor que las mujeres?<br /><br />Porque tienen cerebro de pajarito.</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5MUVDPpfFQA/Tpca6mme_KI/AAAAAAAAOhs/lhhYIRDMf0g/s1600/images+%252812%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="135" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5MUVDPpfFQA/Tpca6mme_KI/AAAAAAAAOhs/lhhYIRDMf0g/s200/images+%252812%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1739916124064585065?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-83223536301193018132008-12-09T21:47:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:47:49.467-08:00¿Qué hace una neurona en la cabeza de un hombre?<br />¡Turismo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8322353630119301813?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-34134183676227113262008-12-09T21:44:00.000-08:002011-10-13T08:29:50.323-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Se le acerca un hombre a Dios y le pregunta:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Por qué las mujeres son tan bonitas?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dios se queda pensando y le responde:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Para que ustedes se enamoren de ellas.</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">El hombre se queda pensando y vuelve a preguntar:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pero, ¿por qué son tan tontas?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Y Dios le responde:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¡Simple! ¡Para que ellas se enamoren de ustedes!</span><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eIHOIYQqXB8/TpcD2EYCxNI/AAAAAAAAOf8/UY4eIVAxegY/s1600/images+%25285%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="149" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eIHOIYQqXB8/TpcD2EYCxNI/AAAAAAAAOf8/UY4eIVAxegY/s200/images+%25285%2529.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3413418367622711326?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-76715640955600437992008-12-09T21:43:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:43:42.376-08:00¿Por qué cuando las mujeres besan cierran los ojos?<br />Porque no quieren ver la cara de idiota que ponen los hombres.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-7671564095560043799?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-42022296601754158652008-12-09T21:42:00.001-08:002011-10-13T08:18:14.121-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />¿En qué se parecen los hombres guapos, inteligentes, fieles, trabajadores, amables, honestos, generosos, a los extraterrestres?<br /><br />En que ninguno de los dos existe.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ss001r8b7yk/TpcBGA0zrrI/AAAAAAAAOfk/NvTJR7RhLCQ/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ss001r8b7yk/TpcBGA0zrrI/AAAAAAAAOfk/NvTJR7RhLCQ/s200/images.jpg" width="152" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-4202229660175415865?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-24788823928258984342008-12-09T21:40:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:53:16.774-08:00Se abre el telón y se ve a un hombre limpiando, se cierra el telón.<br />¿Qué pelicula es?<br />¡Milagro!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2478882392825898434?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-27893424000422092522008-12-09T21:38:00.000-08:002011-10-13T09:36:21.739-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Cuándo habrá igualdad real entre el hombre y la mujer?<br /><br />El día en que las mujeres sean gordas, calvas y viejas y aún así se sientan atractivas.</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fotSPqMUlYA/TpcTTOvOIiI/AAAAAAAAOhc/lzKeVPFUNuM/s1600/humorDios.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fotSPqMUlYA/TpcTTOvOIiI/AAAAAAAAOhc/lzKeVPFUNuM/s400/humorDios.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2789342400042209252?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-29529986086857006882008-12-09T21:37:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:38:06.986-08:00¿En qué se parece el hombre a los caballitos de mar?<br />En que se creen potros y son unos pescados.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2952998608685700688?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-39211046952654672652008-12-09T21:36:00.004-08:002008-12-09T21:37:14.758-08:00Los hombres son como los delfines, se dicen que son inteligentes, pero no se ha comprobado.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3921104695265467265?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-90795724920050044672008-12-09T21:36:00.003-08:002011-10-13T10:14:30.363-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿Por qué no se puede encontrar a un hombre guapo e inteligente a la vez?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Porque sería una mujer.</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gQ2bi72ZdcI/TpccYyrMUbI/AAAAAAAAOh8/rSzYbrDDWo0/s1600/images+%252814%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gQ2bi72ZdcI/TpccYyrMUbI/AAAAAAAAOh8/rSzYbrDDWo0/s200/images+%252814%2529.jpg" width="133" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-9079572492005004467?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-55683179729615569642008-12-09T21:36:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:36:17.137-08:00¿En qué se parece un hombre a un cerdo?<br />En que el cerdo come basura.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-5568317972961556964?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-41116219855678756232008-12-09T21:35:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:35:51.980-08:00¿En qué se parece un hombre a un teléfono público?<br />En que de 1.000 sólo sirve uno, y siempre está ocupado.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-4111621985567875623?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-53735928204311170512008-12-09T21:34:00.000-08:002011-10-13T10:22:12.791-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿En qué se parece un hombre a un caracol?<br /><br />Son babosos, se arrastran por el piso, y creen que la casa es suya.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8BLB1rWPFe0/TpceDyInAvI/AAAAAAAAOiE/W1Ab_NMdQxo/s1600/fibonacci.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="130" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8BLB1rWPFe0/TpceDyInAvI/AAAAAAAAOiE/W1Ab_NMdQxo/s200/fibonacci.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-5373592820431117051?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-89938980784827409282008-12-09T21:31:00.002-08:002008-12-09T21:32:33.784-08:00¿Por qué los hombres se parecen a las computadoras?<br />Porque a la hora de la hora se les cae el sistema.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8993898078482740928?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-39360374961248644872008-12-09T21:31:00.001-08:002008-12-10T10:07:35.525-08:00¿Por qué los hombres tiene una neurona más que los caballos?<br />Para que no se caguen en los desfiles.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3936037496124864487?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-25046136113460490442008-12-09T21:30:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:30:58.515-08:00¿Cómo se llama a un hombre montado en un burro?<br />Un burro de dos pisos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2504613611346049044?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-6402612565278181012008-12-09T21:29:00.002-08:002008-12-09T21:30:26.050-08:00Los hombres son como las monedas falsas, pasan de mano en mano y la más tonta se la queda.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-640261256527818101?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-1512791977622704932008-12-09T21:29:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:29:53.304-08:00¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los moscos?<br />En que están ahí, te molestan, te los quitas, y vuelven a salir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-151279197762270493?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-64400213583238677352008-12-09T21:28:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:29:22.534-08:00¿Cómo se les dice a los hombres cuando pierden la inteligencia?<br />Viudos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-6440021358323867735?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-37145989304588821352008-12-09T21:27:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:33:26.210-08:00¿En qué se parecen los hombres a las computadoras?<br />Que tienen memoria, pero cerebro no.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-3714598930458882135?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-6162490296805540432008-12-09T21:18:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:47:16.365-08:00¿Por qué Dios hizo primero al hombre y después a la mujer?<br />Porque los experimentos primero se hacen con ratas y luego en seres humanos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-616249029680554043?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-66702334047616699092008-12-09T21:17:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:18:24.217-08:00¿Por qué a los hombres les gustan tanto los autos y las motos?<br />Porque son lo único que pueden manejar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-6670233404761669909?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-88039833895512910322008-12-09T21:15:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:16:43.887-08:00¿Por qué la mayoría de las mujeres maneja mal?<br />Porque todos los instructores de manejo son hombres.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8803983389551291032?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-81968646229745424052008-12-09T21:14:00.000-08:002008-12-09T21:15:28.633-08:00Los hombres son como los músicos: Vienen, tocan y se van.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8196864622974542405?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-11130564034066288552008-12-09T21:13:00.002-08:002011-10-13T10:36:07.640-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los chicles?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Entre más los pisoteas, más se pegan.</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HhjibpwKzsE/TpchZl__vHI/AAAAAAAAOiU/3-pntwDsOfI/s1600/images+%252816%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HhjibpwKzsE/TpchZl__vHI/AAAAAAAAOiU/3-pntwDsOfI/s1600/images+%252816%2529.jpg" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-1113056403406628855?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-61693367886476887482008-12-09T21:13:00.001-08:002008-12-09T21:13:47.887-08:00Un hombre se acerca a la bibliotecaria y le pregunta:<br />Señorita, ¿Dónde está el libro "Hombre, un ser perfecto"?<br />Y ella le contesta:<br />Allá al fondo, en la categoría de ciencia-ficción.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-6169336788647688748?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-28128712414011373852008-12-09T19:30:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:31:31.843-08:00<span style="color:#008000;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Cuando una mujer esta haciendo el amor, ¿cuales son las cinco palabras que mas teme oirle a su marido ?</span><br /> <br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"> Cariño, ya estoy en casa</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-2812871241401137385?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-89144436222129798502008-12-09T19:24:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:26:21.037-08:00<span style="color:#008000;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Por qué los hombres son hombres y las ratas son ratas? </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Porque las ratas eligieron primero.</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-8914443622212979850?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-59213078487527993252008-12-09T19:19:00.001-08:002011-10-13T10:25:49.945-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">¿En qué se parece el hombre al mouse del computador?</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">En que sólo sirve cuando lo presionas y lo arrastras.</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RkZMpSWEAGk/Tpce6jV-3wI/AAAAAAAAOiM/s5L_QmdLcGs/s1600/images+%252815%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RkZMpSWEAGk/Tpce6jV-3wI/AAAAAAAAOiM/s5L_QmdLcGs/s200/images+%252815%2529.jpg" width="141" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-5921307848752799325?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-57847261511944233922008-12-09T19:19:00.000-08:002008-12-09T19:20:59.755-08:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" > Mi marido es un angel.<br /><br />Pues que suerte, el mio todavia esta vivo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-5784726151194423392?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-1631403695028294692008-12-09T19:06:00.000-08:002008-12-10T08:24:46.773-08:00Los hombres son como los pokemons, hay que entrenarlos para que evolucionen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-163140369502829469?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-5765134576983329622008-12-09T16:19:00.000-08:002008-12-09T22:20:31.323-08:00<span class="cuerpo"> - En qué se parece un hombre al 'Windows'?<br />- En que cada vez que sale parece que lo incluye todo, pero al final siempre aparece una versión que lo reemplaza. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2375891696233979049-576513457698332962?l=chistes-feministas1.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>egrc25noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2375891696233979049.post-64664825035800338942008-12-08T22:12:00.000-08:002008-12-09T22:14:17.936-08:00¿Qué harían las mujeres sin los hombres?<br />Domesticar otro animal.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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